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Long-Lost Bottles of The Kraken® Black Spiced Rum Discovered .@KrakenRum


Long-Lost Bottles of The Kraken® Black Spiced Rum Discovered
Special Edition Bottles Allegedly Salvaged from Beastly Shipwreck*

After generations spent lying dormant in the frigid waters of the worlds cruelest ocean, a cache of priceless ceramic bottles containing The Kraken® Black Spiced Rum has allegedly been dredged to the surface.


This special edition, first-ever ceramic bottling of The Kraken is now available in stores, in extremely limited supply - just in time to darken the holiday season for those who worship the darkness or simply enjoy very nice things.


These rare bottles are being hotly pursued by billionaire collectors and discredited academics,said an anonymous representative for the secretive and mysterious Kraken Rum Co. Let them wail in agony. We are making these bottles available to the public.

Centuries ago, a ship carrying the worlds finest black spiced rum was rumoured to suffer a disastrous fate at the tentacles of the Kraken, a bizarre and fierce sea beast known for its razor sharp teeth, immense size, and ornery disposition.

Allegedly found in a North Atlantic shipwreck at or near latitude 18.032518 longitude 44.747808, these bottles of The Kraken will make the perfect gift for those who worship the darkness, believe in the darkness, or simply enjoy very nice things.

Imported from the Caribbean and carefully spiced with a top-secret blend, The Kraken Black Spiced Rum is strong, rich, black, and smooth. It is not for the weak of spirit.

The Kraken Black Spiced Rum Special Edition Bottle retails for $41.95-$46.95 and is available at liquor stores in British Columbia, Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Quebec, and Nova Scotia.

The Perfect Storm
1 part Kraken Rum
3 parts Ginger beer
1 Lime wedge

Kraken & Cola
1 part Kraken Rum
3 parts Cola
1 Lime wedge

The Kraken® Black Spiced Rum. Rum with spice, caramel and other natural flavours. 47% Alc./Vol. (94 proof). 2015 Kraken Rum Co., Jersey City, NJ. Like the deepest sea, the Kraken® should be treated with great respect and responsibility.

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